Maxims From the Beginning of Millennium #2

1. Once you go black, you never go back. If you've got white, you're doing something right. 2.) facts don't matter; feelings ultimately have the final say (and have always but emotional paroxysms were tempered by ancient institutions and mores). 3.) don't tell people who you are until they either ask you-and you trust them- … Continue reading Maxims From the Beginning of Millennium #2


It's two days away from graduation. I still don't know if I passed; I turned in every assignment in the last two weeks for my two (supposedly easy, but I didn't go to class 50% of the time). So, I'm too anxious to check my grades and decide to mindlessly open my fridge. It contains: … Continue reading Graduation

Raves are Super Lame When…

There's 10 peeps trying to groove on the dance floor (50 others are on their phones posting dumb shit like this). So, this catastrophe boils down to the xtc dealer? Bruh wtf!!! How the fuck are we lost 20-something's supposed to connect and have fun without very powerful psychosomatic drugs, raping our neurotransmitters into overdrive?! … Continue reading Raves are Super Lame When…

Mona Lisa Lying?

As you can clearly see, she's a fucking sociopath but in that adorable, endearing kind of way all girls are who will destroy your soul then act like it was all a misunderstanding. Forreally though, she's a man-eater, so like all destructively creative people do, we've become pretty good freakin' friends, totally nonjudgmental about the other's glaring flaws.

The Worthless (uyet Time-Consuming) Ruminations of a Pseudo-Genius

--I just ate a pint of gelato on the shitter and now an internal struggle rages on in my innermost soul. Either I have an uncanny ability to combine disparate pleasures that bring me to tears of either joy, OR I'm apparently having an existential crisis of such epic proportions I cannot fathom of an … Continue reading The Worthless (uyet Time-Consuming) Ruminations of a Pseudo-Genius

The Fundamental Premise

There are no gods or God, nor any intrinsic moral value to thought, word, or action; no psychic nor physical bliss or torment after death;  no right or wrong (as in the public consciousness) but only truths and falsehoods (resonances of eternity). There was one Big Truth which we will never fully understand because we … Continue reading The Fundamental Premise


My Korean homie TJusKeef has some fuckin balls on 'em(even if he is always scrounging for the last bit of weed like a crackhead digging around the carpet.) This encapsulates the spirit of graffiti; Fuck You. When your landlords are dickheads how else are you supposed to respond? Anyways here's some more of his dope … Continue reading JusKeef

Mel Gibson Is The Most Entertaining Entertainer

  Forreally though, Braveheart, Lethal Weapon, Max Max, Apocalypto? Passion of the Christ?! Dude was a beast, and his whole career was completely derailed by a drunken rant against Jews. Which, yeah, Holocaust and all, but as a white guy of general European descent, blaming Jews for all the world's problems makes you come off like a … Continue reading Mel Gibson Is The Most Entertaining Entertainer

Snow Days Part 4/4

(The names in this story have been changed to protect their anonymity. The events depicted below took place during the zenith of my debauchery in my 20-something life.) We take turns doing lines in the bathroom, and then I pour a little bit some saline spray- the stuff for your nose. Dopamine fueling our bodies … Continue reading Snow Days Part 4/4

Feminist Bitch Artist Profile: JuleZ

She talks down to you like you're dumb. Sometimes I believe her.