It's two days away from graduation. I still don't know if I passed; I turned in every assignment in the last two weeks for my two (supposedly easy, but I didn't go to class 50% of the time). So, I'm too anxious to check my grades and decide to mindlessly open my fridge. It contains: … Continue reading Graduation
May flies by the fastest of any month according to anyone's perceptions. It's just science, dumbass. Anyways this is what's been going on (featuring the cover girl from my ill-fated instagram @Slampsslammingpizza):
University of Michigan grads have excelled in every field of study, in business, and in the arts. Hell, we Wolverines count Bill Ayers, legendary founder of the far-left Weather Underground, amateur bomb builder, and poster child for "Daddy's Spoiled Little Scamp". Let's forget that dilettante, though. Ted Kaczynski, better known by his moniker the … Continue reading Leaders and the Best (Even if its Terrorism: Unabomber-Visionary, Bomb-constructing Warrior, and Math Genius)
Most likely not. Anyways, they're located at the top-floor of the Michigan Union. Good luck breaking-in. (Psst. to those of less mental acuity, it is not that always-boarded-up-until-two-weeks-ago fraternity house surrounded by a black iron fence at 611 E. Wiliam St. Regardless, attempt a break in!) Anyone 3 years younger than me gape at me … Continue reading Did You Know There is a Secret Society at the University of Michigan?