Snow Days Part 4/4

(The names in this story have been changed to protect their anonymity. The events depicted below took place during the zenith of my debauchery in my 20-something life.) We take turns doing lines in the bathroom, and then I pour a little bit some saline spray- the stuff for your nose. Dopamine fueling our bodies … Continue reading Snow Days Part 4/4

Comics You Should Read #9 Part 1: Galactic Breakdown Series (5 Volumes)

Fuck superhero comics. They were written by celibate dorks for pencil-necked geeks who were relentlessly bullied at school and envisioned themselves in the bodies. Real comics are an art form; think of R. Crumb or Peter Bagge. Not only are their illustrations incredibly stylized and unique, they depict actual humans replete with both ugly flaws … Continue reading Comics You Should Read #9 Part 1: Galactic Breakdown Series (5 Volumes)

Snap Vidz Summer ’16

My roommate enjoyed, err, smoking the savage cabbage and liked to collect old wrappers like they were Pokemon cards. Kind of a savage move, even if he is a nerd at times. These girls crashed at my place for the first few days of summer when I still had the house to my self. That … Continue reading Snap Vidz Summer ’16

The Portrait of the Hack Artist as a Young Man

This is my third grade self-portrait. I've gotten progressively whiter over the years. Took my dumbass 15 years to realize that his is a representation of a pale ass, alcoholic Irishman (gimme a HELL YEA!) before he came to terms with the fact he wasn’t at least half-black . Lately, he spends his time griping about … Continue reading The Portrait of the Hack Artist as a Young Man

The PG-13 Snapchats of Summer ’16

Ahh, there's nothing like the fleeting innocence of Snapchat..10 seconds and poof! It's Silicon Valley's version of confession. Once you put it out there, the cloud magically wafts it away to never been seen again except for all the employees over at NSA. Am I way too old for some of these girls or do … Continue reading The PG-13 Snapchats of Summer ’16

The Sultry “Stuck in the Middle with Me”Postscript

(The names of characters in this story are all pseudonyms because this story could probably ruin some lives. I will never confirm who they are, so don’t try playing Clue with smartasses of the blogosphere.) I hopped in the back seat with Spencer, and told McInnes to hand my backpack. I starting kissing her, and she … Continue reading The Sultry “Stuck in the Middle with Me”Postscript