Snow Days Part 4/4

(The names in this story have been changed to protect their anonymity. The events depicted below took place during the zenith of my debauchery in my 20-something life.) We take turns doing lines in the bathroom, and then I pour a little bit some saline spray- the stuff for your nose. Dopamine fueling our bodies … Continue reading Snow Days Part 4/4

Overheard At NYPD After Skeeps…

Bro 1: Yeah, so right after we got done fucking, she tells me that she "had" chlamydia, and it's like now you tell me?! So I went to the doctor a few weeks later to get checked out and sure as shit, I had the clap. My first STD... Bro 2: Fuck man, only once? … Continue reading Overheard At NYPD After Skeeps…

Snow Daze 1/4

(This is an hyperbolic account of a personal story of mine from two years ago. This is a judge-free zone, right?!) Winter in Ann Arbor: I was eating Vicodins like a fat kid chowing down Skittles. I was trying to kick pills at the time but to no avail. Eric and I went to the Old … Continue reading Snow Daze 1/4