My Britney Spears Moment

Can’t even have a meltdown in private…

So last week I decided to cut my own hair to save some skrilla. But Jesus Christ I tried doing it when it was half-asleep, and here’s the end result:

Yeah, I look like an outtake from that Jackass skit. I never pissed or shat myself during elementary school, but I’ve getting ridiculed as mercilessly now as I imagine I would’ve had I been the little boy with a brown load in his pants.

I’ve been telling everyone I jus had surgery so don’t blow my cover.

update: got a haircut

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