Pizza is the Key To Opening A Girl’s Heart (and Her Legs)

Apparently so is rudely asking why pretty girls are on Tinder:

Guys, use these “lines” sparingly or you will oversaturate the market, and consequently, ruin a favorite pastime of mine.

***Bonus Insight: Texting is almost like a video game; it’s a great way to waste time and have fun. However, as I’ve discussed with Eric and other friends who “get it”, if you persuade a girl to get down with you over these forms of communication, you better come ready to fuck because that’s what she’s expecting. 

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