Snow Days Part 3 (Obviously NSFW)

Fast forward a few weeks later: Eric and I are the Old Miami and know a guy down there with the best coke. We call em Loaf (yeah, like the bread) so we copped a teenth.

Sometimes coke is so lame at times but at the end of a long day and tryna to coop coop (that was (Eric’s and mine new term for getting laid) at night it’s kind of the best pick-me-up. 

She gets horny; I get horny: always choose to smash rather than not.

ABF: Always Be Fucking. It was my new mantra.–
Let’s not get it twisted,though. I’m a functioning retard-honestly, I’m dumb as shit. At times. And this one of those times.

Anyways, I brought the viagra I bought from an old man a few weeks ago. As far as drug exchanges go, the dick pill transaction is most embarrassing. I always sheepishly explain, “Durr, who knows how much whiskey tonight?”

Plus, coke and viagra and fucking is one of the few moments of pure ecstasy you can ever feel in life. Well, I guess, love sex trumps drug sex, but drug sex always beats sober sex when it comes to one-night stands.

Coke by itself is just a toot or two away from her blowing and tugging my flaccid penis for five to ten minutes, and I’m overwhelmed with feeling like a chump. Gotta give it to the girls for their commitment to copulation.

So I bring lauren to one of the couches and bullshit with her. Nothing noteworthy, but it was like a Tuesday around Christmas- at least, felt like Tuesday. Eric leaves to go grab the blow.

We come back to her apartment, and do a few lines. As always, everything anyone says is the most interesting thing in the world. She had a large bookshelf with a bunch of my favorites.

There’s a collection of Bukowski stories and poems. I flip through it, and read a poem aloud. It was the about the people that cannot create art will hate your art, and those that always speak of love are always filled with the purest hatred…I’m paraphrasing.

After a few more bumps and old-fashioneds, we head to this after-hours place in some old building in Midtown, but I can’t remember for the life of me what the fuck it’s called.

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